I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Define "chronic" masturbator.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
