Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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