Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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