is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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