normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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