I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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