...so i touched it.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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