Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
