Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize