don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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