he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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