so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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