That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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