he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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