what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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