Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Two words: nipple clamps
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