...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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