sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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