just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize