I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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