I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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