I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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