eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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