like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
