she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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