You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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