your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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