I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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