ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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