soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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