I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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