i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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