Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
