She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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