there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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