Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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