3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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