whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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