I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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