I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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