all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
