we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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