PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i would punch a child for taco bell
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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