think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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