i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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