Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Enjoy the penises
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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