No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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