they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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