Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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