Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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