I CAN MOONWALK!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You may now shotgun with the bride
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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