Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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