At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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