And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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