just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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