That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
